Hello there you fine fiends!!! It is us! This Way To The EGRESS! We find ourselves back in EGRESS studios for the holidays to bring you a fine concoction of assorted popular X-mas songs EGRESS style! Expect them to be stuffed in your stockings on X-mas day! If you don’t celebrate X-mas? No worries! Take it as a token of our Gracious Gratitude for your continued support throughout our ventures!!! It will be available for download on our Bandcamp site at midnight x-mas day! after that, it will still be up for a donation of your choice! So while were checking our EGRESS lists, dont forget to check out our upcoming shows! Find yourself in NYC on dec 14th? Why not spend it with EGRESS at the R bar! With us will be the amazing COPAL and the ever innovative trikster of circus compositions and musical mesmerizing orchestrations, SXIP SHIREY to MC the night! YES!  Now sit tight you naughty and nice denizens of the earth! We shall see you soon! And don’t forget to check your emails on x-mas day! YIP YIP!!!

Tyrant Taylor

Hello There!!!

Ladies and Germies! It’s official and announced! We will be Touring with our dear friends Hellblinki(www.hellblinki.com) this fall, in support of VOLTAIRE  (www.voltaire.net)

We are very excited and have splendid surprises in store. We have just released our Debut Albbum “This Delicious Cabaret” and will be performing our own sets of music from the album and new songs as well and Supporting Voltaire as his backing band for his new album!! So we will be performing twice,. TWICE at each show!!

This event will feature Local burlesque beauties from each city and we are still on the look out for some Girls for dates so if you or anyone you know would want to participate please feel free to email us for details at thisway2sarah@hotmail.com!!

We will be releasing for the tour new merch and 2 EPS

“ALL FALL DOWN”

and

 ”CIRCUS SONGS TO GRIND YOUR ORGANS BY”

So Check the dates and see if we are coming to a town near you and come on out for some of todays finest cabaret!!

We are posting the announced dates and cities but Here is a link to our site where you can stay updated on TBA shows!!!http://www.thiswaytotheegress.com/site/index.php/shows/

THE BLACK UNICORN CABARET TOUR
September 21st New Haven, CT @ Rudy’s
September 22nd Manchester, NH @ Milly’s Tavern
September 23rd Portland, ME  @ Asylum
September 24th Providence RI @ Club Remi’s
September 25th Ithaca, NY @ The Haunt
September 26th Pittsburgh, PA @ The Rex Theater
September 28th Charlotte, NC @ The Milestone
September 29th Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade
September 30th Savannah, GA @ Yong’s
October 1st Jacksonville, FL @ FACTORY (At the Pit)
October 3rd Austin, TX  @ Elysium
October 6th Scottsdale, AZ @ Martini Ranch
October 7th San Diego, CA @ Queen Bee’s Art & Cultural Center
October 8th Los Angeles, CA (TBA)
October 9th San Francisco, CA @ Stud Bar
October 11th Portland, OR @ Fez Ballroom
October 12th Seattle, WA @ El Corazon
October 14th Salt Lake City, UT @ Area 51
October 16th St. Louis, MO @ Crack Fox
October 17th Nashville, TN @ The Rutledge
October 18th Kansas City, MO @ Beaumont Club
October 19th Indianapolis, IN @ Birdy’s
October 20th Columbus, OH @ The Shrunken Head
October 21st Milwaukee, WI @ Club Anything
October 22nd Flint, MI  @ The Masonic Temple of Flint
October 23rd Philadelphia, PA @ Starlight Ballroom
………………………………………………..

And we were so sad at  the idea of returning and saying by to our dear friend Voltaire and Hellblinki so we Just Added these dates when we return for some Halloween fun!!

October 29th Haunted Masquerade Ball, the howard Johnsons in STROUDSBURG PA
 

October 30th MISCHEIF NIGHT MADNESS at                       Ole Tyme Charleys, Plains PA

October 31st  Halloween BASH at                                 Sugars Stage and Spirits Bath, PA

December 18th John and Peters in New Hope, PA

XO BYE OX

EGRESS & CO 

Hey there kiddies!

           Our cd release is in about 2 weeks! We have just launched our first kickstarter project! make a pledge and get EGRESS goodies!!! 25 bucks gets you our debut album, an EGRESS grab bag, and a T-shirt! Click on the link below and support the cause!

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1908429674/this-way-to-the-egress-record-release

PLUS!!! Get your tickets early for our june 24th cd release show and save a couple bucks! Click below to order now!!!

http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=3741735

SEE YOU AT THE SHOW!!!

Hello all!!!

Have you RSVP’d for our record release yet? NO?!? Then do it now at:

http://www.facebook.com/#!/event.php?eid=202985989741141

We will have all the insane music and antics you’ve come to see when attending our shows!!! Be there and be kind of square!

Beyond that?!? SO MUCH!!! We are scoring short films, designing merch, writing story-boards for videos, and thinking up childrens tales for an EGRESS picture book!!!

Expect ep’s out with crispy, swanky, circus-y music for your ears to curl to!!!

Don’t forget to check out our upcoming shows!!! And don’t be afraid to follow us on twitter! Newbies may get a prize just for following!!! YAY!!!   FOLLOW US AT:        http://twitter.com/Tway2theegress

Well thats it for now kiddies! Drop us a line and say hi anytime at thiswaytotheegress@hotmail.com or thisway@thiswaytotheegress.com

BE GOOD KIDS!!!

THE TYRANT

So coming up on our schedule!

We’ve got some shows coming up! First off, Take a gander at the steampunk Revolution in NH this month at the holiday inn on the 25th-27th! We shall be performing there that Friday and Saturday! Not to be missed! What have we got ourselves into this time!!!

         And Dont forget to come out to philly at Letage on march 20th where we will be joined on stage by The awesome comedy duo Sidetracked and also Copal! An ecletic collection of musicians playing all sorts of gypsyesque concoctions of the sweetest kind!!!

  We egressians have had the honor of being chosen to write and compose an original score to a short film! It is called “couriouser” and features the makings of a not to be missed alice in wonderland theme! A benefit to raise money for the film has been scheduled for April 7th at the note in west chester PA! Please come out to support local artists, and see great live music! We shall be sure to throw in some antics for your wondering minds as well!!!

Check out our shows page and make your plans to come out! And Witness!!! The egress Mania!!!!! AGH!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES YES ITS ALL TRUE!!!

THIS WAY TO THE EGRESS IS GOING ON TOUR STARTING FEB 10 2011!!!

WE WILL BE JOINED BY NONE OTHER THEN MISTER JOE BLACK (WWW.MYSPACE.COM/MISTERJOEBLACK) AND FOR THE LATTER PART BIRDEATSBABY!!! (WWW.MYSPACE.COM/BIRDEATSBABY

WE WILL BE GOING AS FAR SOUTH AS TENNESSEE, AND AS FAR NORTH AS VERMONT! CHECK OUT OUR SHOWS AND MAKE YOUR PLANS TO GET TO EACH AND EVERY ONE!

ALSO, BE SURE TO STOP BY JOE BLACKS WEBSITE AND BIRDEATSBABY AS WELL! THEY’D LOVE IT IF YOU SAID HI!!!

SEE YOU ON TOUR!!!

Thats right! Tour dates are being booked as we speak to oursleves!
We will be joined up with the great MISTER JOE BLACK all the way from the uk! www.myspace.com/misterjoeblack
and also with BIRDEATSBABY!
Check back soon for updated shows and news! Dont be gone long! We may rot!

This october look for us with bitter ruin on the 11th! Jason webley on the 13th! and ole tyme charleys on the 15th!!! We’ve got so much in store for you all! dont be such a recluse! Get out of that musty wood pile and bite someone!!! Come out all dressed up for the 15th and get a prize!!! These shows are not to be missed!!! YIP YIP!!!

Hello there our dear dear egressians!!! My what we have planned for you all! Many shows for you to choose from and many events for you to attend!!! We will be supporting bitter ruin on their us tour for a bit in oct! Joined on stage with jason webley as well as other great acts!
We will start a tour with the notorious JOE BLACK in the new year! It starts with wicked faire and ends……Well we’ll tell you about that later!!! HAHAHA!!!!
We will be heading up to boston for a bit to record a few tracks with Jaggery(http://www.myspace.com/jaggery)
Mayhap This way to the egress will be scoring a coney island short film?!?!?!
This nov don’t miss our show at webster hall! It shall be an interactive show where the audience decides how far they get themselves involved with the antics!!!
And coming up soon! Aug 27th! a MOO MOO party with yula beeri and the extended family!
All in all we’ve got alot coming up! What a shame for you to not see any of this mayhem we absolutely promise to bring you!!!
Hope to see you at the next show! SCREAMING!!!

Well, we’ve gone and done it once again!!! This Way to the Egress is Hosting a Cabaret Concoction of epic proportions!!!! featuring performers such as
The Rat-Burger Bros,…..
Honor Amongst Thieves,…
& Burlesque Show!!!!
featuring the music of Lady Egress with friends from The White Elephant Burlesque Society,….and the Nortorious Jen Lee !
There will be a raffle with Prize and Cash Giveaways,…. Fire Eating, Glass Walking and Sideshow freaks of every Kind!!!! But of course the Musical Mischeif of
This Way to the Egress!!!
Proving to be our biggest show yet, it’s one you don’t want to miss.
Come out and Take a picture with Chester!!!!!
$6 at the door
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